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Will Rogers observed: “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”

In order to accustom medical students to the business of getting used to dead human flesh; an anatomy professor basically said to the class, "Look, you’ve got to get used to doing this, I need one of you students to come forward, you’re a first year." Stood him by the body, said you’ve got to do what I do, and he put his finger up the rectum of this dead body, like that, and then just sucked it. He said "I know, I know, I know, but you’ve got to learn how to be a doctor." So this medical student puts his finger up, like that, and went like that. [sucks finger] And he said "The other thing about being a doctor is you must be observant. I put my middle finger up the rectum, and sucked my index."