The Archive

Once a tourist came to Sri Lanka asked from a street kid when he was travelling, where does this road go? Kid replied, “The road stays, you go”

Here is an interesting property of graphite, taken from the Agony column in the Daily Mirror. "Dear Marge, I noted, in your column a few weeks ago, the pros and cons of women going without a bra. A few weeks ago, I saw a small item in the paper which may help to settle the matter. It is said that if a woman is not certain whether or not she should go braless, she should place a pencil under her bosom. If the pencil stays there, she should wear a bra. I would sign my name to this letter, but my wife still has my pencil."

Rita Mae Brown once said: "If the world were a logical place, then men would ride side-saddle.”

A tragic, telling, but mercifully-brief excerpt from a court report in the Guardian goes: "The marriage suffered a setback in 1985, when the husband was killed by the wife."

An army bomb unit was called to investigate a suspicious-looking package outside the Territorial Army unit in Bristol. They blew up, with a controlled explosion, the package, only to discover that it was a parcel of leaflets explaining how to deal with suspicious packages.

Why are the pyramids in Egypt? There are many reasons but one is,there were to heavy to bring to British Museum

🇬🇷 The Greek says: "We built the Parthenon." 🏛️ 🇮🇹 The Italian says: "We built the Colosseum." 🏟️ 🇬🇷 The Greek says: "We came up with advanced Mathematics." 📐 🇮🇹 The Italian says: "We made the Roman Empire." ⚔️ 🇬🇷 The Greek, getting frustrated, finally realizes how he can win the argument: "We invented sex." 🛌 🇮🇹 The Italian replies: "True, true, I can't argue with that... but we thought of having it with women." 👯‍♀️

Recently a restaurent opened around here, it’s name is is Karma. It doesn’t have a menu. You will get only what you deserve